Totally worth it! Back on the road I figured out that I would be driving directly through Branson, Missouri. If you don't know what Branson is all about think Wisconsin Dells on crack. There is one main road filled with weird attractions. There is a large scale Titanic ship just chillin' in a parking lot, a wax museum, freak shows, everything you would want to spend 30 bucks. So of course I was going to stop. The real question was what is going to be the most absurd thing to stop at. Very early on I found it. The Hollywood Wax Museum!
The stop let me hang out with some beautiful women. I tried chatting this one up but she was pretty quiet in her response.
So I went to the biggest womanizer I know to ask for tips....
He didn't have much to say. So I decided to move on. The weird thing is that they had a bunch of movie characters. But their movie choices were strange. Like this one:
Really? Nic Cage makes sense. But you choose Ghost Rider?!?! Really?!?!
I know when I think of Jackie Chan or Owen Wilson I think of the movie Shanghai Noon! Such a great flick.What really surprised me was how life like they made things. Look at how real Donald Trumps hair piece looks in this wax figure.
Luckily they saved the best for last. Making sure no one was around me I spent some time with one of the better actors. Someone that makes me feel like I'm the king of the world!
Oh Branson.... I love you so. But only really three hours at a time. After this I left for the Ozarks, which would later be derailed by rain. Duh Duh Duuuuuh!
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